Hash Vocab.....

ARE YOU   AGM   APRES   AUTO HASHING   BEER CHECK	A cry for help. A Hound who is not on the trail and wants to know if anyone else is. The reply should be either checking, looking or ON ON. Annual General Meeting....the occasion for annual elections of hash mismanagement. Dinner, drinking, or continued partying after hash formalities have concluded; see On-Afters, On-On-Ons, On-On-On-Ons Hitching a ride to the end or doing trail in a car, a heinous violation of hash etiquette. 1) beverage stop; 2) trail mark indicating a beverage stop. Often marked by a "BN" or Beer Near trail mark.
CHECK	A cunning trap to put the hounds off the trail and slow them down, it also enables back runners to catch up.
CHECKING	Looking for the trail at a Check. If you are Checking, say so.
CHECK BACK	One of the sadistic methods used by the hare to get you to run down a trail and then have to come back to the last intersection or Check because he decided to set the trail in another direction. See also FALSE TRAIL
DOWN DOWN     DRY BAG	The act of consuming a full tankard of beer in one or less gulps. If you do not get it down the balance should be poured over your head - or down your pants. Newcomers, leavers, celebrators, and anyone else who deserves it can be invited to do a down down. A bag of dry/warm clothing and shoes for use after the hash.
FALSE TRAIL	Usually found after a check. A false trail can be of any length, depending on the level of nastiness of the hare. If you find it, go back to the check and look in another direction. Note: Falsies are seldom or never come across by the back runners, and are employed mainly to keep the FRBs from not getting to the beer too early.
FRB	Also known as front running bastards, they are those silly people who r*n on a hash.
HARE	The person who lays the trail. They are totally responsible for any problems that occur and are therefore eligible to receive the hash-shit award.
HASH CASH	The Hash treasurer who is usually BUSY financing his mistress, new car, next holiday etc etc ect with misappropriatedHash funds.
HASH HORN	It's an old hunting horn used to rally the pack, also as directional pointer for the back markers. It may also be a rare occurrence for most Hashmen.
HASH MISMANAGEMENT HASH-SHIT	The complete group of incompetents who are responsible for the order or disorder of the Hash. A weekly award made for some particularly nasty effort. It could be either good or bad. The award is held until someone else does better or worse. LVH3's is called "The Lydia" and was first awarded to Ateapuss Complex.
GRANDMASTER (GM)	The senior member of the loud mouthed bunch of idiots who call themselves Hash Mismanagement.
HOUND	Anyone who follows the Hash. They pay their weekly tithe - If they don't - they have Hash Cash chasing them.
ICE	Most importantly used to cool the drinks but can also be used the cool the posterior of Hashers who have offended or cum to the notice of the GRAND MASTER
LOOKING	A call that is made when  the trail has been lost and the pack is searching for it. This is not used when you are on a check and are looking for new trail.
ON ON	Called during the run when you are on the trail. The call assists the rear runners who may not be able to see the front runners but at least can hear them.
ON IN	The venue where all the crates of amber throat charmer are consumed, and where the Religious Advisor comes into his own.
RELIGIOUS ADVISOR (RA)	The person who calls the circle to order and meets out punishments as appeals to his/her sense of humour/cruelty. The RA also provides guidance to the GM.
SCB	Short Cutting Bastard. To be a successful SCB requires great skill and cunning. A SCB has to try to make it appear that they have run the whole trail when in fact they have only done about half of it.
SHIGGY	Jungle, thick vegetation, rocks, cliffs, streams, mud, etc.    A "shitty" (aka great) trail has plenty of it....
TRAIL MASTER	A member of the mismanagement who tries to organise the hares and inform the other members of the date, venue and hare/s of upcumming runs.