Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to the burlesque show, We’ll sit up front, to see their cunts! Hi ho! Hi ho hi ho hi ho

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Brother Hasher

Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher Here’s to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.   He’s Happy, He’s Jolly He’s fucked up by golly, Here’s to brother hasher, May He Chug-a-lug   So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker drink mother fucker drink mother fucker Here’s To brother Hasher, may he chug-a-lug.

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Handsome Hasher

To the Tune of “Pretty Woman” Handsome Hasher, running down the street, Handsome Hasher, the kind I’d like to meeting, Handsome Hasher, I don’t believe you, you’re not true No one could be hung quite like you   Handsome Hasher, won’t you pardon me, Handsome Hasher, I couldn’t help but see, Handsome Hasher, You look […]

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Legs Over My Shoulders

Put your left leg over my shoulder, Put your right leg over my should, (With your tongue sticking out) La-la-La-la-La-la, La-la-La-la-La-la.   Put your left tit over my shoulder, put your right tit over my shoulder, (Feverishly shake your head side to side) Bla-bla-Bla-bla-Bla-bla, Bla-bla-Bla-bla-Bla-bla.

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Whip It Out at the Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game, Wave it round at the crowd. Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks, I don’t care if you give it a wack ‘Cause it’s Beat Your Meat at the Ball Game, If you don’t cum it’s a shame! ‘Cause it’s ONE, TWO And you’re covered in goo At the […]

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My Name is Jack

My name is Jack (da-nana-nana-nana), I’m a necrophiliac (da-nana-nana-nana), I fuck dead women (da-nana-nana-nana), And fills ’em with jism (da-nana-nana-nana), I get frustrated (da-nana-nana-nana), When they get cremated (da-nana-nana-nana), Cause try as I must (da-nana-nana-nana), I CAN’T FUCK DUST!

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Hot Vagina

Hot vagina for your breakfast, Hot vagina for your lunch, Hot vagina for you dinner, Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch. It’s so tasty and delicious, Bite-size and ready to eat. So take a tip, give her a lick, Hot vagina can’t be beat.

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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin’ for to carry me home; Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin’ for to carry me home.   I looked over Jordan and what did I see, Comin’ for to carry me home; A band of angels coming after, Comin’ for to carry me home.   If you get to heaven before […]

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Protected: Mismanagement 2016

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Protected: AGM 2016 Awards

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