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SHIGGY! Where does that silly name cum from? It was a term first used by the Brits and Aussies hashing in Asia in the 1940’s. Derivative of Shigellosis, caused by the Shigella bacteria, commonly found in your shittier waters. Ever crawl through a swamp and then have the shits for three days? Yup, that was me. But […]

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LVH3 Trail #271: Easter Your F*cking Face Off Galore (4/15-16/17

It’s not often that 2nd Friday and 3rd Saturday fall on the same weekend, but when they do, it’s fucking epic! Hash trash typically only covers 3rd Saturdays but I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the awesome tri-fuckta of trails that took place this magical weekend. It started Friday afternoon as hashers rolled up […]

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May Humper (5/3/17) Co-conspirator, hare, whatever…

This month we had an unnamed baby hasher dare to break the draw straws tradition and volunteer to hare our Humper! (Yay, Just Zoe!) And then some jerk decided he was gonna help. This is his story.     AARP! Alright. It’s all over the tabloids, everyone wants to know: How does a strapping young lad like yourself […]

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