Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!

EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]

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2017 (and others) CAMP TRAMP!

  LIQUOR BOX! How did such a lovely person end up with such a lovely name?         When you were just a weeee baby hasher, what were your thoughts after that first trail? I am way too drunk right now.   Sweet! And while we got you there… Best bad decision?! Becoming […]

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LVH3 Trail #272: Armed Forces (6/20/2017)

The armed forces trail is LVH3’s observation of Memorial Day. Surprising or not, we don’t have a lot of military in our kennel and the few we do have were otherwise committed with things like Army drill, camp outs, and firefighting. So what is a bunch of civilians to do for their Armed Forces trail […]

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2017 Hot & Wet Hare!

RED COCK DOWN! So let us have it; How does a half-mind acquire a handle such as R.C.D.? Grabbag was haring the red dress run and Jacuzzi Floozey gave me a red feather boah to try to keep my silk red nighty/dress down and prevent me from getting arrested for indecent exposure. Given that I am […]

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