LVH3 Trail #277 – Musikmess!!! (08/05/2017)

It was a rare occasion that I was actually one of the hares so I don’t know what happened on trail other than it seems the entire pack missed a song check. Since I have no f*cking clue what else happened, you get just the tip of the literary stylings of A BORING HANDJOB!   […]

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LVH3 Trail #276 – July 3rd Saturday (07/15/17)

July 3rd Saturday trail came tight around the coc… corner of the 4th of July Red Dress. Perhaps it was a result of complete exhaustion, there was an intimate but mighty turn out. RUBBER RIPPER led circle to send our fearless hares, SCRATCH N STIFF and SEX-A-SKETCH, away. After quick introductions, of our lone visitor, […]

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LVH3 Trail #275 – Red Dress (07/04/2017)

The anal Red Dress trail kicked off with over 50 hashers from seven kennels. The love could be felt all around. The pack trickled in to the bar and to a private room for circle. Our fearless GM and hare, SEX-A-SKETCH, was soon away. The pack greeted each other, including our virgin, JUST KARA, it […]

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1/3rd Hare for Musikmess 2017!

We’ve already featured one earlier. And now seems as good a time as any to defame the character of another 3rd of the Musikmess hares for 2017! SNATCH AVENGER! Tell us the origin story of SNATCH AVENGER! The trailer version of my naming story: A virgin and I were enjoying a pre-humper meal at an outdoor cafe when […]

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