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A Beginner’s Guide to Campout @ The Woods, from Campout 2018, by T-Blowner

A beginner’s Guide to Campout @ The Woods! (A Hash Trash Production)   Campout is one of those things where I had absolutely no idea what to expect yet I knew exactly what I was going to get. I was a little shocked that I didn’t hit the over in the Prince Albert piercing (O/U […]

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Trail #299 – A Cause Went Over the Mountain (subtitled: Me So Thorny)

LVH3 Trail #299 – “A Cause Went Over the Mountain” (Subtitled: Me So Thorny) When: 8/18/18 Where: South Mountain, Bethlehem (all the fuck over) Who? – AND THE HARE: Ya Lion CLINT. Errrrrybody Else: Cumtucky Slurpee, Cause for Blindness, Just Brett, Just Manda, Egg Fucker, Swollen & Moist, Dunkin Hindz, 3Way Runaway, Cuntortionist, Tampon Phalanges, […]

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