Up up and awa-… er… ON ON! Third Saturday May 2018!

HASH TRASH! What’s up there wanks, it’s your friendly neighborhood Handjob bringing it to you LIVE (and/or a week or two later) with May’s Hash Trash! “But Handjob,” you ask, “I thought T-Blowner was Hash Trash…where’s that guy? Is he OK?” I’m not sure, sports fans…I’m not sure. Last I heard, he was eaten by […]

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EDM!

When I’m having trouble with the website or I just want to annoy the neighbors with loud music, I call this guy. It’s EDM! Who would name someone Erect Dick Maker? And why? Let’s ask him! Actual: Running in front of F-Nana for miles (in circles because we were lost. Fuck you Pourgasm trails) blastin’ […]

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BAD DECISION BEAR!

This may have been a terrible idea… But… it’s not like it’s the first time I’ve talked to stuffed animals… So here goes. BDB, with the absence of a proper hashshit, I guess it’s only natural to find some other nonsensical vessel of poor decisions. Looks like you’re it! This is the part of the […]

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How to work your way through college!

You might have seen this guy hanging around The Bandit Truck Stop! It’s… GLORY HOLE! We need to get to the bottom of this. How did you “earn” that name? And we expect details. For posterity. Once upon a time, at LST, a bunch of hashers ended up discussing Glory Hole’s, one person in particular, […]

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Father Humper of the 2017 MM!!!

When it cums to handjobs, no one likes a boring one! But we’re still glad to have him! Meet our Father Humper for the 2017 LVH3 mismanagement!!!!  A BORING HANDJOB!!! Not a story I’d generally investigate… but, how did you Cum to be known as … A BORING HANDJOB? It’s complicated. Some folks weren’t happy after […]

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LVH3 donates to Red Cross!

On September 23rd LVH3 held it’s annual Celticmess trail in Bethlehem, PA. $500 raised from hash cash and additional donations was donated to the Red Cross towards Hurricane relief efforts. Good job, half-minds!

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LVH3 donates to ASD homeless.

  On July 4, 2017 LVH3 held it’s annual Red Dress Run at The Gin Mill & Grille in Northampton, PA. $1,131 was raised and presented to Russell “Rooster” Valentini, the homeless liaison for the Allentown School District. Thanks to everyone who helped make this event a success. On on.  

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1/3rd Hare for Musikmess 2017!

We’ve already featured one earlier. And now seems as good a time as any to defame the character of another 3rd of the Musikmess hares for 2017! SNATCH AVENGER! Tell us the origin story of SNATCH AVENGER! The trailer version of my naming story: A virgin and I were enjoying a pre-humper meal at an outdoor cafe when […]

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Smell The Roses! July Third Saturday Hare!

Broken and Disabled H3 claimed another one this week. Stepping up to fill the hare gap is none other than… SCRATCH N STIFF!   No one ever believes me when I tell the story. So now it’s your turn. Name; Let’s have it. How’d I get my name?… There I was, minding my own damn […]

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Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!

EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]

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