EDM!

When I’m having trouble with the website or I just want to annoy the neighbors with loud music, I call this guy. It’s EDM! Who would name someone Erect Dick Maker? And why? Let’s ask him! Actual: Running in front of F-Nana for miles (in circles because we were lost. Fuck you Pourgasm trails) blastin’ […]

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BAD DECISION BEAR!

This may have been a terrible idea… But… it’s not like it’s the first time I’ve talked to stuffed animals… So here goes. BDB, with the absence of a proper hashshit, I guess it’s only natural to find some other nonsensical vessel of poor decisions. Looks like you’re it! This is the part of the […]

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2018 LVH3 and CUNTH3 Campout – June 8 – 10

This event will cap at 110 PAID Regos. Regos are not guaranteed until paid. Click here to Rego now! (Online Rego ends 06/01) Contact Email: LVcamptramp@gmail.com   LVH3/CUNT H3 Campout! 2018      06/08 01:00 PM to 06/10 12:00 PM   A Hash Campout Halfminds of the world…have you ever drank too much, gotten accidentally philosophical and wondered…who else […]

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2018 Mismanagement

Meet LVH3’s 2018 Mismanagement! “I like my handjobs booring, and singular” What is Mismanagement?

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How to work your way through college!

You might have seen this guy hanging around The Bandit Truck Stop! It’s… GLORY HOLE! We need to get to the bottom of this. How did you “earn” that name? And we expect details. For posterity. Once upon a time, at LST, a bunch of hashers ended up discussing Glory Hole’s, one person in particular, […]

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Father Humper of the 2017 MM!!!

When it cums to handjobs, no one likes a boring one! But we’re still glad to have him! Meet our Father Humper for the 2017 LVH3 mismanagement!!!!  A BORING HANDJOB!!! Not a story I’d generally investigate… but, how did you Cum to be known as … A BORING HANDJOB? It’s complicated. Some folks weren’t happy after […]

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LVH3 Trail #279 – Birthday Hash! (09/16/2017)

The Birthday Hash began by decorating Justs and Long Timers with birthday balloons. JUST DEVIN, JUST MORGAN, FUCK NANA, and SILENT BUT DEADLY were all tasked with keeping their birthday balloons safe until the end of trail. Even LYDIA had a balloon in the care of PORK PULLER. Once the particulars were finished, GLORYHOLE took […]

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LVH3 donates to Red Cross!

On September 23rd LVH3 held it’s annual Celticmess trail in Bethlehem, PA. $500 raised from hash cash and additional donations was donated to the Red Cross towards Hurricane relief efforts. Good job, half-minds!

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LVH3 Trail #278 – Musikmess Hangover Hash (08/19/2017)

Musikmess Hangover Hash started at The Pub at Wegman’s. The pack started filtering in around the Brunchers. Even FAIRY CAT SHIT stopped to pre-lube even though he couldn’t stay for trail. As the conversations got hashier, the muggle sitting near us at the bar was growing more and more inquisitive. Before long, JUST CHRIS was […]

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LVH3 donates to ASD homeless.

  On July 4, 2017 LVH3 held it’s annual Red Dress Run at The Gin Mill & Grille in Northampton, PA. $1,131 was raised and presented to Russell “Rooster” Valentini, the homeless liaison for the Allentown School District. Thanks to everyone who helped make this event a success. On on.  

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