LVH3 Trail #277 – Musikmess!!! (08/05/2017)
It was a rare occasion that I was actually one of the hares so I don’t know what happened on trail other than it seems the entire pack missed a song check. Since I have no f*cking clue what else happened, you get just the tip of the literary stylings of A BORING HANDJOB! […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #276 – July 3rd Saturday (07/15/17)
July 3rd Saturday trail came tight around the coc… corner of the 4th of July Red Dress. Perhaps it was a result of complete exhaustion, there was an intimate but mighty turn out. RUBBER RIPPER led circle to send our fearless hares, SCRATCH N STIFF and SEX-A-SKETCH, away. After quick introductions, of our lone visitor, […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #275 – Red Dress (07/04/2017)
The anal Red Dress trail kicked off with over 50 hashers from seven kennels. The love could be felt all around. The pack trickled in to the bar and to a private room for circle. Our fearless GM and hare, SEX-A-SKETCH, was soon away. The pack greeted each other, including our virgin, JUST KARA, it […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
1/3rd Hare for Musikmess 2017!
We’ve already featured one earlier. And now seems as good a time as any to defame the character of another 3rd of the Musikmess hares for 2017! SNATCH AVENGER! Tell us the origin story of SNATCH AVENGER! The trailer version of my naming story: A virgin and I were enjoying a pre-humper meal at an outdoor cafe when […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #273 Hot & Wet (06/03/2017)
This day had a few surprises. It started out with a naked SCRATCH & STIFF providing directions to the circle location from the parking location. And when I say naked, I mean NAKED. For anyone that knows SCRATCHY, it’s usual to see his bald cranium with smiling face framed with a shit ton of hair. […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
Smell The Roses! July Third Saturday Hare!
Broken and Disabled H3 claimed another one this week. Stepping up to fill the hare gap is none other than… SCRATCH N STIFF! No one ever believes me when I tell the story. So now it’s your turn. Name; Let’s have it. How’d I get my name?… There I was, minding my own damn […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!
EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 (and others) CAMP TRAMP!
LIQUOR BOX! How did such a lovely person end up with such a lovely name? When you were just a weeee baby hasher, what were your thoughts after that first trail? I am way too drunk right now. Sweet! And while we got you there… Best bad decision?! Becoming […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #272: Armed Forces (6/20/2017)
The armed forces trail is LVH3’s observation of Memorial Day. Surprising or not, we don’t have a lot of military in our kennel and the few we do have were otherwise committed with things like Army drill, camp outs, and firefighting. So what is a bunch of civilians to do for their Armed Forces trail […]Ooh baby, tell me more!