Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!

EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]

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2017 (and others) CAMP TRAMP!

  LIQUOR BOX! How did such a lovely person end up with such a lovely name?         When you were just a weeee baby hasher, what were your thoughts after that first trail? I am way too drunk right now.   Sweet! And while we got you there… Best bad decision?! Becoming […]

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LVH3 Trail #271: Armed Forces (6/20/2017)

The armed forces trail is LVH3’s observation of Memorial Day. Surprising or not, we don’t have a lot of military in our kennel and the few we do have were otherwise committed with things like Army drill, camp outs, and firefighting. So what is a bunch of civilians to do for their Armed Forces trail […]

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2017 Hot & Wet Hare!

RED COCK DOWN! So let us have it; How does a half-mind acquire a handle such as R.C.D.? Grabbag was haring the red dress run and Jacuzzi Floozey gave me a red feather boah to try to keep my silk red nighty/dress down and prevent me from getting arrested for indecent exposure. Given that I am […]

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You know you want it…

SHIGGY! Where does that silly name cum from? It was a term first used by the Brits and Aussies hashing in Asia in the 1940’s. Derivative of Shigellosis, caused by the Shigella bacteria, commonly found in your shittier waters. Ever crawl through a swamp and then have the shits for three days? Yup, that was me. But […]

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LVH3 Trail #270: Easter Your F*cking Face Off Galore (4/15-16/17

It’s not often that 2nd Friday and 3rd Saturday fall on the same weekend, but when they do, it’s fucking epic! Hash trash typically only covers 3rd Saturdays but I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the awesome tri-fuckta of trails that took place this magical weekend. It started Friday afternoon as hashers rolled up […]

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May Humper (5/3/17) Co-conspirator, hare, whatever…

This month we had an unnamed baby hasher dare to break the draw straws tradition and volunteer to hare our Humper! (Yay, Just Zoe!) And then some jerk decided he was gonna help. This is his story.     AARP! Alright. It’s all over the tabloids, everyone wants to know: How does a strapping young lad like yourself […]

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Six more weeks of drinking? Why stop there?!

DRUNXSUTAWNEY BILL!  How did you get that name? Well, smartypants, I’m the THIRD most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania! And I like to drink. Go figure that out!   Which Trail was your favorite and why? You’re not gonna believe this but it was the Reading Groundhogs Hash February 2016. We got Bones so fucked up […]

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#TBT When we were in the Morning Call

Let me take you back to the year of 2005… “Valley hashers society members run for the fun of it — and the beer” The starting time for their monthly run came and went but no one seemed concerned. The runners gathered around the shuffleboard bowling table at Allentown’s Madison Inn just kept sipping their […]

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