LVH3 Trail #278 – Musikmess Hangover Hash (08/19/2017)
Musikmess Hangover Hash started at The Pub at Wegman’s. The pack started filtering in around the Brunchers. Even FAIRY CAT SHIT stopped to pre-lube even though he couldn’t stay for trail. As the conversations got hashier, the muggle sitting near us at the bar was growing more and more inquisitive. Before long, JUST CHRIS was […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 donates to ASD homeless.
On July 4, 2017 LVH3 held it’s annual Red Dress Run at The Gin Mill & Grille in Northampton, PA. $1,131 was raised and presented to Russell “Rooster” Valentini, the homeless liaison for the Allentown School District. Thanks to everyone who helped make this event a success. On on.Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #277 – Musikmess!!! (08/05/2017)
It was a rare occasion that I was actually one of the hares so I don’t know what happened on trail other than it seems the entire pack missed a song check. Since I have no f*cking clue what else happened, you get just the tip of the literary stylings of A BORING HANDJOB! […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #276 – July 3rd Saturday (07/15/17)
July 3rd Saturday trail came tight around the coc… corner of the 4th of July Red Dress. Perhaps it was a result of complete exhaustion, there was an intimate but mighty turn out. RUBBER RIPPER led circle to send our fearless hares, SCRATCH N STIFF and SEX-A-SKETCH, away. After quick introductions, of our lone visitor, […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #275 – Red Dress (07/04/2017)
The anal Red Dress trail kicked off with over 50 hashers from seven kennels. The love could be felt all around. The pack trickled in to the bar and to a private room for circle. Our fearless GM and hare, SEX-A-SKETCH, was soon away. The pack greeted each other, including our virgin, JUST KARA, it […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
1/3rd Hare for Musikmess 2017!
We’ve already featured one earlier. And now seems as good a time as any to defame the character of another 3rd of the Musikmess hares for 2017! SNATCH AVENGER! Tell us the origin story of SNATCH AVENGER! The trailer version of my naming story: A virgin and I were enjoying a pre-humper meal at an outdoor cafe when […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #273 Hot & Wet (06/03/2017)
This day had a few surprises. It started out with a naked SCRATCH & STIFF providing directions to the circle location from the parking location. And when I say naked, I mean NAKED. For anyone that knows SCRATCHY, it’s usual to see his bald cranium with smiling face framed with a shit ton of hair. […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
Smell The Roses! July Third Saturday Hare!
Broken and Disabled H3 claimed another one this week. Stepping up to fill the hare gap is none other than… SCRATCH N STIFF! No one ever believes me when I tell the story. So now it’s your turn. Name; Let’s have it. How’d I get my name?… There I was, minding my own damn […]Ooh baby, tell me more!