LVH3 Trail #268: Hey that’s a 3rd Saturday (2/18/17)

About 30 hashers gathered at the end of an industrial park for February’s 3rd Saturday trail. The hash gods were shining upon us with warm weather and sunny skies as the pack circled up. There were many usuals from LVH3 and a few long timers including UR CUT OFF, JUST TESS, JUST TIM, and F*CK […]

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10th Anal! (Again!?!) Hash Hogs Day!!!!!

4:20am. Yeah, that’s what time I got up.  F*ck that’s early. I have a general rule to never get up before 5am unless it involves a flight or a serious emergency.  HashHogs was neither.  Remind we why we’re doing this again?  Oh right, for the love of beer and debauchery.  On-sleepy-On. Rolling up to the […]

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LVH3 Trail # 266: January 3rd Saturday and AGM

LVH3 Trail #266: First third Saturday of 2017 was also our AGM trail. This A to B started at a familiar location, The Coloring Wheel. As hashers filed in, it was sure to be an interesting time. Don’t ask how many people were there because counting was too much adulating for this crowd.  The best we could […]

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Sock it to me! The last 3rd Saturday of the year! 12/17/16 #265

This trail was preceded by a night of snow and ice. The roads sucked. But hash cash was a new pair of socks for Ian’s Box Of Socks https://www.facebook.com/Ians-Box-of-Socks-390474174449382/ which collects new socks for the homeless students in the Allentown school district. Sounds like a good deal right? Yeah, until you walk out of Walmart […]

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Hot and Bothered: LVH3 Hash# 253. Third Saturday. 6/18/16

Third Saturday. How does this keep happening to me? And why doesn’t it happen often enough? I ponder these questions when I’m drinking. So brace yourself for more of that sort of nonsense. Anywhoo… “Hot and wet.” What can one expect? I don’t care who you are, when hashing, you should always assume you are going […]

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We have a “LiquorHole?” June Summer Humper #3. 6/15/2016

Well. This is a little different. Maybe it’s because I’m sober right now. Which is all kinds of unacceptable. But I digress. I’ve been slacking a little on the Trash lately. I plan to rectify (RECTIFY!? I hardly… nevermind) that if I can ever find my notes from the previous two 3rd Saturday hashes. They’re […]

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Sex and Lies in the woods (not THE Woods). Ya Lion Clint and Sex-A-Sketch. 3/19/16. Hash #249

So there I was, in a hot tub with six naked harriettes, the waves breaking a mere twenty yards away as the tide rolled in on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I lifted my shades as a shooting star sliced across the big dipper overhead. Took a drag on the cigarette, exhaled slowly, deliberately. […]

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EDM adds LVH3.com syndication so all half-minds can enjoy Sex-A-Sketch’s literary genious

SO.  S-A-S has been doing an epic job at trashing us all after trail and I wanted to make sure that ended up in front of your faces in every form possible.  This is the first “test post” per say from our super-duper website which should travel the intertubes, past all the cats, and make its […]

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Déjà vu all over… Faking It and Just Christa. Macungie, PA. 2/20/16. LVH3 Hash# 248. 3rd Sat.

Believe it or not, this is what happened: Suddenly I find it is 3rd Saturday again. These things have a bad habit of creeping up on you. Somehow I was able to talk Cocktroller from POHO/Fredericksburg/ Lunar/ Glitter City/ whateva/ whateva into joining us for the event. I immediately started drinking when I woke up […]

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She Got His Whole Dick

To the tune of “He’s got the whole world in his hands”   (Get the group clapping to the beat before beginning) She’s got his whoooooole dick, in her hands, She’s got his whoooooole dick, in her hands, She’s got his whoooooole dick, in her hands, She’s got his two inches in her hands! Drink […]

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