LVH3 10th Anal Hash Hogs Day! Hash# 247! 1/30/16

It took a while, but I finally stopped slapping my alarm clock around at about 5 AM. I was aiming for 4:30. Ish. Maybe heavy drinking til 1 wasn’t the best idea. So with nothing prepared, I jumped into my clothes, just like in the cartoons, right into my pants and shoes, and literally ran […]

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Through The Drinking Glass: LVH3 January 3rd Saturday. Hash # 247. Phishy Cop A Feel & Pourgasm.

    The particular events of the first LVH3 3rd Saturday hash of the new year are a bit fuzzy. But I have adopted the philosophy of, “hash harder, not smarter.” So headlong we plunge. See, your intrepid scribe here was not to be daunted by a weeklong head cold. Hell no. There are medicines […]

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Down Down Down Your Beer

Down Down Down Your Beer, To pay for your crime!   Quit complaining about the taste, There’s no cum this time.   Drink it down down down down

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BullShit

Bullshit, Bullshit It all sounds like bullshit to me (to me!)   Bullshit, Bullshit It all sounds like bullshit to me!

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They Ought to Be

They ought to be publicly pissed on, They ought to be publicly shot (BANG BANG) they ought to be tied to a urinal, and left there to fester and rot!   Drink it down down down down

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Face Down, Ass Up

Face down, Ass up That’s the way we like to fuck Your momma, your momma, Your momma says your ugly.   D-A-D-D-Y, You don’t even know that guy Your Daddy, Your Daddy, Your daddy says your ugly   U-N-C-L-E That guy is your real daddy Your uncle, your uncle, your uncle says your ugly   […]

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Soldier Song

A sole, a sole, a soldier I will be! Two pis (two pis), Two pis (two pis), two pistols on my knee For cunt (for cunt), for cunt (for cunt) for country I will fight! Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, Asshole, A soldier I will be   Drink it down down down down

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Why Was He Born So Beautiful?

Why was he born so beautiful? Why was he born at all? He’s no fuckin’ use to anyone, He’s no fuckin’ use at all!   They say he’s a joy to his mother. But he’s a pain in the asshole to me!   So drink it down down down down  

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You’re Stupid!

You’re stupid! You’re Stupid! You’re really fucking dumb! If it wasn’t for your mother, you’d be a stain of cum!   Drink it down down down down

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We’ve Got Virgins

We’ve got virgins (We’ve got virgins) At our hash! (At our hash!) Gonna get ’em drunk up, gonna get ’em fucked up Down the hatch, up the ass!   Drink it down down down down

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