Welcum.. Welcum.. Welcum to the LVH3 Anal St. Patty's Fatty Trail!
May the shiggy rise up to meet you
May the flour always mark the trail ahead
May the glitter shine upon your face, and the beer pour unwavering upon your tongue
And until we hash again...
May the hash gods keep the beer fridge stocked
They say following a rainbow will lead you to a leprechauns gold, but this rainbow will only lead to blackouts and debauchery. This is one trail you don't wanna miss! Bring your lucky stunt liver and put in for vacation on Monday because our glorious lepra-hares have a shamrocking shitshow planned for you!
This is a walking trail! Get dressed up in your favorite St. Patty's gear and prepare to make and promptly forget some incredible memories!
Meet - 10:00am
Pack Out - 10:30am
Hares - Gloryhole and Liquorbox
Hashcash - $10
Fatty Hab - $20
* Stunt Liver
Don't be a shameful Shamus! Please don't drink and drive... The green beer will be flowing so make sure to Uber and coordinate rides with fellow halfminds!
. . . On On