WELCUM WELCUM WELCUM to the Anal MUSIKMESS HASH!
Louie Armstrong, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones - All artists that have never been to Musikfest. But who cares, fuck them, their loss because IT'S TIME FOR MUSIKMESS! Because what does Bethlehem need more during Musikfest than a bunch of sweaty, loud people running around and drinking? This is a hash tradition so deeply entrenched in LVH3 folklore that there were talks of renaming Volksplatz to Quick-N-Littleplatz. True story bro.
Our bruisin' n' beautiful hares, Goes Down on the Rebound (again, true story bro), Cuntortionist (just find her a pole), and Snatch Avenger (she actually will beat the shit out of you). Do they have a great trail planned? Will there be beer on trail? Will you struggle through shaggy to get to that next stage? Only one way to find out!
Hares: Goes Down on the Rebound, Cuntortionist, and Snatch Avenger!
Location: 40.616086, -75.377610 (Tennis Courts off River St. behind the Ice House)
Meet-up: 12:00 noon
Hares away: 12:30 SHARP
Pack away: 12:40 SHARP