Regional Calendar

What: H5 #892
Where: 314 E Penn Dr, Enola, PA 17025
Meet at the back of the parking lot.
When: 1:30-4:30pm Hares off at 2pm
Hare: Gulliver’s Tranny and Little Seizures Beeza Beeza
Hash Cash: $6 sexual favors for exact change in bills…. not promised
What: This is a Hash. You may run, walk, crawl or whatever mode of transportation you get yourself around on sidewalks, streets, and Shiggy to HOPEFULLY follow trail. Plan accordingly. Cum wander the beautiful area of Alone…..um I mean Enola. But you don’t want to end up Alone on this trail. You may be swallowed by the great snow monster. Trail is not recommended for your furry friends, unfortunately. We love fido. On After can be decided by the pack there are plenty of options.
BRING A VESSEL

Hares: Jimmy Phish Phingers & Pippi

Trail will be Covid-Protocol with a Super Hash twist. Bring a jawn and 3 beers of your own.

Trail is technically dog friendly, but they'll be chest deep in snow.

Trail is technically turkey friendly, but they'll be chest deep in snow.

The lot is covered in snow. 4 wheel drive and high clearance are great. If you don't have that, park on Sha-na-na-na-na-nelly.

Dress warm. If you have gators and water socks, wear 'em. Bring a dry bag.

Circle (the event, not the hasher) will be in the parking lot after trail. Bring warm clothes.

Post hash Super Bowl party at...YOUR HOUSE!. We will not have a post party at Pippi's this year....sorry.

BYOB/COVID Protocol

Park along ButZ or in the abandoned Mini Mart lot

Prepare for a snowy odyssey and potentially trekking through some deep(-ish) snow

Dogs should be okay on leash

H5#893 - Anal Nicole and Lick Strick present Chinese New Year 2021. Year of the Ox. Don your orange and cum to trail.

Saturday, February 20th, @ 1:30pm. Hares off at 2pm. **Notice the time change.**

Meet at Penn Colonial Swim, 5011 Berkley Street, Harrisburg, PA We'll be behind the building.

Bring: hash cash $10, vessel, crampons and thirst for beer. Bring dry bag and chairs too. Fidos not recommended for on after, so please leave them at home, sorry. **NOT REALLY FREE as it says above.**

On after: Hare's home...garage actually which is .2 miles away but limited parking.

NOTE: More snow is cumming! Confucius says..."Our greatest slory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall."

A completely different trail than last week. Less golf course this time

BYOB/COVID Protocol

Park along ButZ or in the abandoned Mini Mart lot

Dogs will require leashing

2/22/21 Tu-tu hash
Orangubang, Webelo Scout, and Just Randy
6:00 pm
Fairview Commons parking lot
110 Old York Rd, New Cumberland, PA 17070
$6 hash cash
You'll need a flashlight, dry bag, and all the usual accoutrements.