Halfminds of the world…have you ever drank too much, gotten accidentally philosophical and wondered…who else in the muggle world lives a double life? What other shaky, delinquent alter egos exist in the subverse of everyday Utopia? What if the happiest place on the planet is just a show? A show that forces its characters to spin a fallacy of concentrated family joy. Alas, for every action there is an equal reaction… if not an extreme one.

Therefore, we invite you, the alter egos of all that is prim and proper, the closet dwelling, uninhibited true personalities of the Twisted Dizney realms to a weekend of bad decisions, drinking, partying and frolicking in the forests of Pa. The Woods Campground to be specific.

Show us whats under the cloak of shiny, Hollywood joy for the weekend and especially the Saturday night dance party during the Wood’s LGBT pride weekend!
Will you be the studly Pee-nocchio, pleaser of all that are willing? Maybe the beast that imprisoned the beauty and holds her by chain and leash? Alice… the drunken little sex addict wandering the forest or, little Peter’d Pan… crashed in the gutter forever. The possibilities are infinite!

SIMPLE WORDS
Cum dressed as the alter ego of your favorite animated character. there will be plenty of food, beer, Hash Olympics, trails, music, shenanigans and the Saturday night dance party. (No REAL swords or weapons of any kind allowed)
We are the ONLY hash campout on the east coast (that we know of) that parties WITH the residents of the campground along with enjoying the amenitites of it! The Woods is a clothing optional, private campground that offers a pool, two hot tubs, a bar, a dance club, a café, hot showers, a camp store etc…

IF YOU HAVE NEVER ATTENDED OUR CAMPOUT. PLEASE CREATE AN ACCOUNT WITH THE WOODS CAMPGROUND AND READ THEIR RULES AHEAD OF TIME TO MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE EASIER !

https://www.thewoodscampground.com/reservations

PAYMENT: please use paypal “friends n family” option and send to: [email protected]

PETS: due to circumstances beyond our control, 
We will NOT be allowing pets this year

1) there is NO waitlist. 
2) there are no refunds. 
3) transfers will be allowed up until 11:59 PM June 3rd, 
email: [email protected] ALL the details of BOTH 
people and then bring the confirmation email WITH you to the event

note: There will be SOME vegetarian options available throughout the weekend including cider and water. If you have any specific dietary needs, we suggest you bring them with you.

questions: [email protected]

ON-ON!
Skratch ~n~ Stiff

Theme:Twisted Dizney!

Stuff to Bring:Happiness!, your smiles!! your stunt liver!! maybe a tent? a sense of adventure! your sexiness!