Cums Latelys

Where oh where were you last week? Why’d you make us hash all alone? YOU FAT LAZY BASTARDS YOU WEREN’T EVEN HERE! So we fucked all the virgins and drank all the beer.   Down, down, drink it all down. Drink it all down, drink all the beer.   YOU FAT LAZY BASTARDS YOU WEREN’T […]

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His One Skin

His one skin hangs down to his two skin, His two skin hangs down to this three, His three skin hangs down to his foreskin, His foreskin hangs down to his knee!   So Roll Back, Roll Back, Roll Back the foreskin for me! (FOR ME!) Roll back, roll back, roll back that foreskin for […]

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Hi Ho, Hi Ho

Hi ho! Hi ho! It’s off to the burlesque show, We’ll sit up front, to see their cunts! Hi ho! Hi ho hi ho hi ho

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Brother Hasher

Here’s to brother hasher, brother hasher, brother hasher Here’s to brother hasher, May he chug-a-lug.   He’s Happy, He’s Jolly He’s fucked up by golly, Here’s to brother hasher, May He Chug-a-lug   So drink mother fucker, drink mother fucker drink mother fucker drink mother fucker Here’s To brother Hasher, may he chug-a-lug.

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Handsome Hasher

To the Tune of “Pretty Woman” Handsome Hasher, running down the street, Handsome Hasher, the kind I’d like to meeting, Handsome Hasher, I don’t believe you, you’re not true No one could be hung quite like you   Handsome Hasher, won’t you pardon me, Handsome Hasher, I couldn’t help but see, Handsome Hasher, You look […]

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Legs Over My Shoulders

Put your left leg over my shoulder, Put your right leg over my should, (With your tongue sticking out) La-la-La-la-La-la, La-la-La-la-La-la.   Put your left tit over my shoulder, put your right tit over my shoulder, (Feverishly shake your head side to side) Bla-bla-Bla-bla-Bla-bla, Bla-bla-Bla-bla-Bla-bla.

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Whip It Out at the Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game, Wave it round at the crowd. Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks, I don’t care if you give it a wack ‘Cause it’s Beat Your Meat at the Ball Game, If you don’t cum it’s a shame! ‘Cause it’s ONE, TWO And you’re covered in goo At the […]

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My Name is Jack

My name is Jack (da-nana-nana-nana), I’m a necrophiliac (da-nana-nana-nana), I fuck dead women (da-nana-nana-nana), And fills ’em with jism (da-nana-nana-nana), I get frustrated (da-nana-nana-nana), When they get cremated (da-nana-nana-nana), Cause try as I must (da-nana-nana-nana), I CAN’T FUCK DUST!

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Hot Vagina

Hot vagina for your breakfast, Hot vagina for your lunch, Hot vagina for you dinner, Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch. It’s so tasty and delicious, Bite-size and ready to eat. So take a tip, give her a lick, Hot vagina can’t be beat.

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Swing Low, Sweet Chariot

Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin’ for to carry me home; Swing low, sweet chariot, Comin’ for to carry me home.   I looked over Jordan and what did I see, Comin’ for to carry me home; A band of angels coming after, Comin’ for to carry me home.   If you get to heaven before […]

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