LVH3 Trail #271: Armed Forces (6/20/2017)

The armed forces trail is LVH3’s observation of Memorial Day. Surprising or not, we don’t have a lot of military in our kennel and the few we do have were otherwise committed with things like Army drill, camp outs, and firefighting. So what is a bunch of civilians to do for their Armed Forces trail […]

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LVH3 Trail #270: Easter Your F*cking Face Off Galore (4/15-16/17

It’s not often that 2nd Friday and 3rd Saturday fall on the same weekend, but when they do, it’s fucking epic! Hash trash typically only covers 3rd Saturdays but I’d be remiss if I didn’t acknowledge the awesome tri-fuckta of trails that took place this magical weekend. It started Friday afternoon as hashers rolled up […]

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St. Patty’s Day Fatty!!! (3/19/2017)

I love the smell of Irish Car Bombs in the morning. Yep, that’s what kind of day it was. The St. Patty Fatty started bright and early. So many beautiful faces!!! CAMEL TOW, LIPS, SCRATCH N STIFF, SEX A SKETCH, DRUNX, PORK PULLER, SILENT BUT DEADLY and more. It’s like I just saw all of […]

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LVH3 Trail #269: That’s two 69s! (3/18/2017)

It was a cold and stormy night… Actually, it was a winter afternoon with plenty of weather shiggy to go around. It had snowed the week before covering trails with snow and ice. On top of that, it was precipitating most of the day with a constant mist of rain/mini snow flakes. Perfect for a […]

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LVH3 Trail #268: Hey that’s a 3rd Saturday (2/18/17)

About 30 hashers gathered at the end of an industrial park for February’s 3rd Saturday trail. The hash gods were shining upon us with warm weather and sunny skies as the pack circled up. There were many usuals from LVH3 and a few long timers including UR CUT OFF, JUST TESS, JUST TIM, and F*CK […]

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10th Anal! (Again!?!) Hash Hogs Day!!!!!

4:20am. Yeah, that’s what time I got up.  F*ck that’s early. I have a general rule to never get up before 5am unless it involves a flight or a serious emergency.  HashHogs was neither.  Remind we why we’re doing this again?  Oh right, for the love of beer and debauchery.  On-sleepy-On. Rolling up to the […]

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LVH3 Trail # 266: January 3rd Saturday and AGM

LVH3 Trail #266: First third Saturday of 2017 was also our AGM trail. This A to B started at a familiar location, The Coloring Wheel. As hashers filed in, it was sure to be an interesting time. Don’t ask how many people were there because counting was too much adulating for this crowd.  The best we could […]

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Sock it to me! The last 3rd Saturday of the year! 12/17/16 #265

This trail was preceded by a night of snow and ice. The roads sucked. But hash cash was a new pair of socks for Ian’s Box Of Socks https://www.facebook.com/Ians-Box-of-Socks-390474174449382/ which collects new socks for the homeless students in the Allentown school district. Sounds like a good deal right? Yeah, until you walk out of Walmart […]

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Hot and Bothered: LVH3 Hash# 253. Third Saturday. 6/18/16

Third Saturday. How does this keep happening to me? And why doesn’t it happen often enough? I ponder these questions when I’m drinking. So brace yourself for more of that sort of nonsense. Anywhoo… “Hot and wet.” What can one expect? I don’t care who you are, when hashing, you should always assume you are going […]

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We have a “LiquorHole?” June Summer Humper #3. 6/15/2016

Well. This is a little different. Maybe it’s because I’m sober right now. Which is all kinds of unacceptable. But I digress. I’ve been slacking a little on the Trash lately. I plan to rectify (RECTIFY!? I hardly… nevermind) that if I can ever find my notes from the previous two 3rd Saturday hashes. They’re […]

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