Up up and awa-… er… ON ON! Third Saturday May 2018!
HASH TRASH! What’s up there wanks, it’s your friendly neighborhood Handjob bringing it to you LIVE (and/or a week or two later) with May’s Hash Trash! “But Handjob,” you ask, “I thought T-Blowner was Hash Trash…where’s that guy? Is he OK?” I’m not sure, sports fans…I’m not sure. Last I heard, he was eaten by […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #279 – Birthday Hash! (09/16/2017)
The Birthday Hash began by decorating Justs and Long Timers with birthday balloons. JUST DEVIN, JUST MORGAN, FUCK NANA, and SILENT BUT DEADLY were all tasked with keeping their birthday balloons safe until the end of trail. Even LYDIA had a balloon in the care of PORK PULLER. Once the particulars were finished, GLORYHOLE took […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #278 – Musikmess Hangover Hash (08/19/2017)
Musikmess Hangover Hash started at The Pub at Wegman’s. The pack started filtering in around the Brunchers. Even FAIRY CAT SHIT stopped to pre-lube even though he couldn’t stay for trail. As the conversations got hashier, the muggle sitting near us at the bar was growing more and more inquisitive. Before long, JUST CHRIS was […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 donates to ASD homeless.
On July 4, 2017 LVH3 held it’s annual Red Dress Run at The Gin Mill & Grille in Northampton, PA. $1,131 was raised and presented to Russell “Rooster” Valentini, the homeless liaison for the Allentown School District. Thanks to everyone who helped make this event a success. On on.Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #277 – Musikmess!!! (08/05/2017)
It was a rare occasion that I was actually one of the hares so I don’t know what happened on trail other than it seems the entire pack missed a song check. Since I have no f*cking clue what else happened, you get just the tip of the literary stylings of A BORING HANDJOB! […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #276 – July 3rd Saturday (07/15/17)
July 3rd Saturday trail came tight around the coc… corner of the 4th of July Red Dress. Perhaps it was a result of complete exhaustion, there was an intimate but mighty turn out. RUBBER RIPPER led circle to send our fearless hares, SCRATCH N STIFF and SEX-A-SKETCH, away. After quick introductions, of our lone visitor, […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #275 – Red Dress (07/04/2017)
The anal Red Dress trail kicked off with over 50 hashers from seven kennels. The love could be felt all around. The pack trickled in to the bar and to a private room for circle. Our fearless GM and hare, SEX-A-SKETCH, was soon away. The pack greeted each other, including our virgin, JUST KARA, it […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #273 Hot & Wet (06/03/2017)
This day had a few surprises. It started out with a naked SCRATCH & STIFF providing directions to the circle location from the parking location. And when I say naked, I mean NAKED. For anyone that knows SCRATCHY, it’s usual to see his bald cranium with smiling face framed with a shit ton of hair. […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
LVH3 Trail #272: Armed Forces (6/20/2017)
The armed forces trail is LVH3’s observation of Memorial Day. Surprising or not, we don’t have a lot of military in our kennel and the few we do have were otherwise committed with things like Army drill, camp outs, and firefighting. So what is a bunch of civilians to do for their Armed Forces trail […]Ooh baby, tell me more!