We have a “LiquorHole?” June Summer Humper #3. 6/15/2016

Well. This is a little different. Maybe it’s because I’m sober right now. Which is all kinds of unacceptable. But I digress. I’ve been slacking a little on the Trash lately. I plan to rectify (RECTIFY!? I hardly… nevermind) that if I can ever find my notes from the previous two 3rd Saturday hashes. They’re […]

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Sex and Lies in the woods (not THE Woods). Ya Lion Clint and Sex-A-Sketch. 3/19/16. Hash #249

So there I was, in a hot tub with six naked harriettes, the waves breaking a mere twenty yards away as the tide rolled in on the Outer Banks of North Carolina. I lifted my shades as a shooting star sliced across the big dipper overhead. Took a drag on the cigarette, exhaled slowly, deliberately. […]

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Déjà vu all over… Faking It and Just Christa. Macungie, PA. 2/20/16. LVH3 Hash# 248. 3rd Sat.

Believe it or not, this is what happened: Suddenly I find it is 3rd Saturday again. These things have a bad habit of creeping up on you. Somehow I was able to talk Cocktroller from POHO/Fredericksburg/ Lunar/ Glitter City/ whateva/ whateva into joining us for the event. I immediately started drinking when I woke up […]

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LVH3 10th Anal Hash Hogs Day! Hash# 247! 1/30/16

It took a while, but I finally stopped slapping my alarm clock around at about 5 AM. I was aiming for 4:30. Ish. Maybe heavy drinking til 1 wasn’t the best idea. So with nothing prepared, I jumped into my clothes, just like in the cartoons, right into my pants and shoes, and literally ran […]

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Through The Drinking Glass: LVH3 January 3rd Saturday. Hash # 247. Phishy Cop A Feel & Pourgasm.

    The particular events of the first LVH3 3rd Saturday hash of the new year are a bit fuzzy. But I have adopted the philosophy of, “hash harder, not smarter.” So headlong we plunge. See, your intrepid scribe here was not to be daunted by a weeklong head cold. Hell no. There are medicines […]

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