Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!
EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 (and others) CAMP TRAMP!
LIQUOR BOX! How did such a lovely person end up with such a lovely name? When you were just a weeee baby hasher, what were your thoughts after that first trail? I am way too drunk right now. Sweet! And while we got you there… Best bad decision?! Becoming […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 Hot & Wet Hare!
RED COCK DOWN! So let us have it; How does a half-mind acquire a handle such as R.C.D.? Grabbag was haring the red dress run and Jacuzzi Floozey gave me a red feather boah to try to keep my silk red nighty/dress down and prevent me from getting arrested for indecent exposure. Given that I am […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
You know you want it…
SHIGGY! Where does that silly name cum from? It was a term first used by the Brits and Aussies hashing in Asia in the 1940’s. Derivative of Shigellosis, caused by the Shigella bacteria, commonly found in your shittier waters. Ever crawl through a swamp and then have the shits for three days? Yup, that was me. But […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
May Humper (5/3/17) Co-conspirator, hare, whatever…
This month we had an unnamed baby hasher dare to break the draw straws tradition and volunteer to hare our Humper! (Yay, Just Zoe!) And then some jerk decided he was gonna help. This is his story. AARP! Alright. It’s all over the tabloids, everyone wants to know: How does a strapping young lad like yourself […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
Six more weeks of drinking? Why stop there?!
DRUNXSUTAWNEY BILL! How did you get that name? Well, smartypants, I’m the THIRD most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania! And I like to drink. Go figure that out! Which Trail was your favorite and why? You’re not gonna believe this but it was the Reading Groundhogs Hash February 2016. We got Bones so fucked up […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April Larriken Host!
GOES DOWN ON THE REBOUND Tell Hashiverse how you got that swanky name! Goes Down on the Rebound….I am not shy about discussing my affection for giving oral pleasure. At the LVH3/Reading Interhash I shared this fact with a few Reading hashers. I also mentioned that my ex-boyfriend was moving out while I was at the […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April 3rd Sat Hare!
3-WAY RUNAWAY So what compelled the hash to christen you with that reCOCKulous name? I earned my name (3wayRunaway) at my virgin campout. Following some intense 1 on 1 dolphin fornication my tent acquired an additional lady friend. After a short stay I ran from my tent to drink whiskey with the crowd that had […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April 3rd Sat Co-Hare!
STATUTE (STATUE?) OF LICKITATIONS So tell us, how did you get that stupid name? Well I got my name (Statue of Lickitations) from licking a statue (naturally), but I like to think that the term “statutory rape” played a role in my naming, since my cousin was 15 when I fucked her… Allllrighty then… hmm…Next… […]Ooh baby, tell me more!