EDM!

When I’m having trouble with the website or I just want to annoy the neighbors with loud music, I call this guy. It’s EDM! Who would name someone Erect Dick Maker? And why? Let’s ask him! Actual: Running in front of F-Nana for miles (in circles because we were lost. Fuck you Pourgasm trails) blastin’ […]

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BAD DECISION BEAR!

This may have been a terrible idea… But… it’s not like it’s the first time I’ve talked to stuffed animals… So here goes. BDB, with the absence of a proper hashshit, I guess it’s only natural to find some other nonsensical vessel of poor decisions. Looks like you’re it! This is the part of the […]

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How to work your way through college!

You might have seen this guy hanging around The Bandit Truck Stop! It’s… GLORY HOLE! We need to get to the bottom of this. How did you “earn” that name? And we expect details. For posterity. Once upon a time, at LST, a bunch of hashers ended up discussing Glory Hole’s, one person in particular, […]

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Father Humper of the 2017 MM!!!

When it cums to handjobs, no one likes a boring one! But we’re still glad to have him! Meet our Father Humper for the 2017 LVH3 mismanagement!!!!  A BORING HANDJOB!!! Not a story I’d generally investigate… but, how did you Cum to be known as … A BORING HANDJOB? It’s complicated. Some folks weren’t happy after […]

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1/3rd Hare for Musikmess 2017!

We’ve already featured one earlier. And now seems as good a time as any to defame the character of another 3rd of the Musikmess hares for 2017! SNATCH AVENGER! Tell us the origin story of SNATCH AVENGER! The trailer version of my naming story: A virgin and I were enjoying a pre-humper meal at an outdoor cafe when […]

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Smell The Roses! July Third Saturday Hare!

Broken and Disabled H3 claimed another one this week. Stepping up to fill the hare gap is none other than… SCRATCH N STIFF!   No one ever believes me when I tell the story. So now it’s your turn. Name; Let’s have it. How’d I get my name?… There I was, minding my own damn […]

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Beer Mile Champion Emeritus!

EGG F*CKER! Let’s quash all speculation here and now. No more guessing what kind of perverse and Baaaaaad decisions led to the bestowment of such a moniker on our titular character… Egg, how the fuck did you get that name? The man who made me cum was John Egermeier. I called him Egg. One night […]

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2017 (and others) CAMP TRAMP!

  LIQUOR BOX! How did such a lovely person end up with such a lovely name?         When you were just a weeee baby hasher, what were your thoughts after that first trail? I am way too drunk right now.   Sweet! And while we got you there… Best bad decision?! Becoming […]

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2017 Hot & Wet Hare!

RED COCK DOWN! So let us have it; How does a half-mind acquire a handle such as R.C.D.? Grabbag was haring the red dress run and Jacuzzi Floozey gave me a red feather boah to try to keep my silk red nighty/dress down and prevent me from getting arrested for indecent exposure. Given that I am […]

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You know you want it…

SHIGGY! Where does that silly name cum from? It was a term first used by the Brits and Aussies hashing in Asia in the 1940’s. Derivative of Shigellosis, caused by the Shigella bacteria, commonly found in your shittier waters. Ever crawl through a swamp and then have the shits for three days? Yup, that was me. But […]

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