May Humper (5/3/17) Co-conspirator, hare, whatever…
This month we had an unnamed baby hasher dare to break the draw straws tradition and volunteer to hare our Humper! (Yay, Just Zoe!) And then some jerk decided he was gonna help. This is his story. AARP! Alright. It’s all over the tabloids, everyone wants to know: How does a strapping young lad like yourself […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
Six more weeks of drinking? Why stop there?!
DRUNXSUTAWNEY BILL! How did you get that name? Well, smartypants, I’m the THIRD most famous groundhog in Pennsylvania! And I like to drink. Go figure that out! Which Trail was your favorite and why? You’re not gonna believe this but it was the Reading Groundhogs Hash February 2016. We got Bones so fucked up […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April Larriken Host!
GOES DOWN ON THE REBOUND Tell Hashiverse how you got that swanky name! Goes Down on the Rebound….I am not shy about discussing my affection for giving oral pleasure. At the LVH3/Reading Interhash I shared this fact with a few Reading hashers. I also mentioned that my ex-boyfriend was moving out while I was at the […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April 3rd Sat Hare!
3-WAY RUNAWAY So what compelled the hash to christen you with that reCOCKulous name? I earned my name (3wayRunaway) at my virgin campout. Following some intense 1 on 1 dolphin fornication my tent acquired an additional lady friend. After a short stay I ran from my tent to drink whiskey with the crowd that had […]Ooh baby, tell me more!
2017 April 3rd Sat Co-Hare!
STATUTE (STATUE?) OF LICKITATIONS So tell us, how did you get that stupid name? Well I got my name (Statue of Lickitations) from licking a statue (naturally), but I like to think that the term “statutory rape” played a role in my naming, since my cousin was 15 when I fucked her… Allllrighty then… hmm…Next… […]Ooh baby, tell me more!