Handsome Hasher

To the Tune of “Pretty Woman”

Handsome Hasher, running down the street,

Handsome Hasher, the kind I’d like to meeting,

Handsome Hasher, I don’t believe you, you’re not true

No one could be hung quite like you

 

Handsome Hasher, won’t you pardon me,

Handsome Hasher, I couldn’t help but see,

Handsome Hasher, You look horny, I can see,

Are you Horny just like me?

 

Handsome Hasher. Drink it down down down….

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