Whip It Out at the Ball Game

Whip it out at the ball game,

Wave it round at the crowd.

Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks,

I don’t care if you give it a wack

‘Cause it’s Beat Your Meat at the Ball Game,

If you don’t cum it’s a shame!

‘Cause it’s ONE, TWO

And you’re covered in goo

At the Old Ball GAME!

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