STATUTE (STATUE?) OF LICKITATIONS
So tell us, how did you get that stupid name?
Well I got my name (Statue of Lickitations) from licking a statue (naturally), but I like to think that the term “statutory rape” played a role in my naming, since my cousin was 15 when I fucked her…
Allllrighty then… hmm…Next… What was the bestest trail you have eeeeeeever been on and why?
I’d have to say my favorite trail was Celticmess because it combined my four favorite things: booze, food, music, and dicks.
Sum up how you felt after your first hash.
If I recall correctly, which is unlikely since I was highly intoxicated, my first words in closing circle were, “This was the best day of my life… And I just got married last month!” So, ya know, I was pretty indifferent about the whole thing.
Possibly already covered but… Best bad decision you have ever seen or been a part of?
Holy shit, best bad decision?? Let’s see… The first thing that comes to mind is going to a club with Bonertown and 3way after Fatty.. Bonertown told the bouncer I was hiding razor blades in my hat, and 3way (after he and I killed it at karaoke) stood on a barstool, in some weird act of defiance, until we got kicked out.