Regional Hairline

Hare(s): Tromboner

from pine grove mills, head down 26. past Jo Hayes vista, turn right on Harry's Valley rd. drive 3.8 miles

bring a dry bag

*Site 197

Sex Toys for Tots and Silence of the Goats lead us scampering through Hickory R*n.

Prelude: TBD
Hash cash: $7
Circle time: TBD
Hares Out: TBD
Dry bag?: Always. Duh.

Cum one, cum all to get trashed with Trashed! On this shitty Saturday, July 13th trail, we will be celebrating one of our Co-Founders, Trashed!

Sharin’ Peter, Just Wittney, and Just Mark have planned a route that will take you through the suburbia wilds of Mechanicsburg. There will be poisonous shiggy and everyone will get moist, so leg coverage and a change of clothes for the on after are highly recommended. Beer nears, bar hops, and a special surprise! You will be HIGHLY disappointed ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Prelube in the parking lot next to Tender Years Child Development Center in Walden (leave your pedophiles at home, but we welcome your virgins!) starting at 3:00, hares off at 3:30.

Bring a dry bag - on after to be determined by the pack! Trail is dog friendly if the puppers stay outside at any bars.

For ADA concerns, contact Sharin’ Peter.

Free snacks on trail. Eat at your own risk.

Pay as you go

What: 7th Anal Ass Wed H5 Beer Mile (aka Harrisburg Mile)

Hare (well, actually just the one trying to plan this nonsense): Bang 4 UR Buck

When: Wednesday, July 17, 2019 at 6 PM. 6 PM Pre-lube at the Midtown Tavern (1101 North 2nd Street, Harrisburg, PA 17102). 6:35 race time.

Where: Starting line is the intersection of Maclay and Front Streets, Harrisburg, PA and finish line is the intersection of Boas and Front Streets, Harrisburg, PA.

Here are your instructions:

(1) Register for the Harrisburg Mile whatever age group you feel like. We will all be running with the 20-29 age group at 6:35 though! Click the following link: https://runsignup.com/Race/PA/Harrisburg/HarrisburgMile .

(2) Pick up your packet. See the website for packet pick-up information: http://ymcarun.com/info-mile/.

(3) Drop off your beer. Meet at the Midtown Tavern at 6 PM to drop off your four 12-ounce cans of beer to the volunteers. The starting line is at Maclay and Front Streets, and the Age 20-29 Mile Run starts promptly at 6:35 PM.

(4) Run the Beer Mile. When they start the r*ce you will need to cross the starting line mats wearing your r*ce bib so that you start the timer to record your overall r*ce time. You will then chug your first beer near the starting line and proceed to the 1/4-mile point at Muench and Front Streets where you will chug your second beer, and so-on, and so-on until you cross the finish line mats at the end. Beer stations will be roughly located at: (1) the starting line at Maclay and Front Streets, (2) the 1/4-mile point at Muench and Front Streets, (3) the 1/2-mile point at Clinton and Front Streets, and (4) the 3/4-mile point at Sayford and Front Streets.

(5) Drink some post-r*ce refreshments and circle up. We will meet up at the beer tent for post-r*ce refreshments.

Date: July 22nd 2019

Location: Aroogas Camp Hill Bypass

Hared by: UpperCunt and Tour de Puke

Hash Cash: 6 dollars

I’m going to pull a Douchebagalo and scout this the day before, so don’t expect miracles, but a to a. Bring a flashlight, just in case. Dog friendly.