Regional Hairline

Yes there’s a hash tomorrow and here is what I know:

What: there’s a hash tomorrow?

Where: Fairview Township New Market Park - park and meet at the boat access entrance, address as follows:

697-699 Rose Ave.
New Cumberland 17070

When: Saturday May 1, come and sulk with the Hare while trying to find your dignity, I mean flour and try not to make sense of this shitty pick up trail. And def do not bitch, but if you must just hare yo damn self!

Anyway - welcome to the next shit-show
Hare: Cookie
2:30 arrive - hares off 3:00ISH
$6 for entry
Bring whatever you need. If I need to break it down then I’ll say it again - hare.your.self

Wear appropriate attire for possibly any of the following:
scaling small mountains
trekking through rocks and drift wood and debris and shiggy upside the Susquehanna
Walking the plank, aka railroad tracks
Hoping on random shopping carts in random places
Hm... that should suffice.

I wouldn’t bring your fur child
I WOULD bring your party hats, vessels, favors, flavors, bells, whistles, whatever party attire you wish bc well It’s My Party and I’ll Cry if I want to!

On-On

Start at the parking lot behind the Penn Stater at the far back left side (from the road)

Covid protocol in effect.

Afters potluck cookout at our house. We’ll have chicken on the grill but bring some drinks and a potluck dish to share.

Hares: TromBoner and ??

Harry's Valley Road: from pine grove mills, head South on 26. past Jo Hayes vista, turn right on Harry's Valley rd. drive 3.8 miles

COVID protocol:
BYOB for 3 stops
social distance at circle

Only leashed dogs welcome

Hares- Sniffher 👃🏼Fire 🔥

Cum join us for what we think is not just a shitty trail but the meanest
Horses ass trail you will maybe cum to this year. So here’s all the basics of the trail, be ready to enter some holes, get moist and squeeze into some tight places. No Squeeze, No we aren’t shoving you in something or someone. Bring your best hat, whips , crops and assless chaps to our special horsey addition to H5’s future memories. I think that’s about it and you all know that I put more thought into trail than I do this write up stuff. So bring dry bag, leave your furry friend home for this one and see you all Saturday.

Note from Hares: park anywhere on Apollo Ave, but best to be near the entrance to the Olympus Heights Park, follow pretrail marks to the start. Can't wait to see you all there! OnOn Fire and Sniffher

Hash cash -6 bucks or your winning Preakness ticket.

On after-will be decided or My house with Fire pit and 🔥 (not just your Hare)