Regional Hairline

What: TMI Full Moon Trail
When: Tuesday, Sept 1, meet at 6:30, hares off closer to 7
Hares: Bang For UR Buck and She Came
Where: PARKING LOT of ABC Brewing. We are not meeting inside. We are meeting in the parking lot of 50 N Cameron, Harrisburg, PA.
What else: Hash cash $6. Trail is A to Go Fuck Yourself Prime. Bring lube, face mask, dry bag, PI block, headlamp, mace, rape whistle, nunchuks, the kitchen sink. On after — figure it out. FYI abc brewing is not offering outside seating (yes, even their amazing deck is not open).

Hope to see you on trail! 🔛🔛

Hare(s): riff raff and FFN

Hash Cash: $5

Hares-Sniffher and Cookie

Cum one...cum all to celebrate the official end of summer and another sniffher production. It’s been awhile since I have laid a live trail and I promise to disappoint. I have been looking at this trail for a couple years but Hares have stayed clear due to a certain Mayor incident. Lol I assure you all it will definitely be a shit show but no issues the way I have it laid out. So join me if you are in town (at least 8 of you)for the shittiest trail you have done this year. Bring a dry bag , duck tape, a cork screw , number 2 pencil and your trapper keeper.
Hash cash 6 bucks
Zoom meeting at circle ⭕️
Doggies can cum if tuff
On after at Stoney creek probably unless something else smells good
Beer will be Miller lites and a variety of IPA’s
***3 Beer stops and 1 shot stop ****

Sand Mountain Road: Chapter 2

Location: Sand Mountain Road (40.786451, -77.563073)

Time: 3pm

Hares: Sux2Blow & Europe'an Whore

Turkey & Eagle Trails

Covid protocol still in effect. Bring your own beer for trail and beer and snacks for circle.

Hares:  Cocksmith and Pippi

Start location: Top of Shanelly Drive in Stormstown, Look for powerline and drive to parking lot.

Standard Covid Protocol - you will need beer for 3 beer stops and on-after.

Trail is dog friendly.

When: Saturday, September, 19, 2020, at 2:30 P.M. – Hare off at 3:00 PM

Where: Kohl Memorial Park, 1050 Dowhower Rd, Harrisburg, PA 17111

Description: Los Angeles is Burning, and all I got was this stupid teeshirt Hash.

Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Douche hares, Sister bad! Please bring $6 in cash or start using Venmo, you weird paper traders. You can bring your dog because you will no matter what I say. You should also bring your “Go Bag”, a bag with all the things you need to survive a natural disaster for many days, cause I’m a mutha fuckin hurricane. Trail is A-A, but I’m selling all your cars to a “booster” while you’re on trail. The length of the trail will be a direct reflection of your ability to follow the trail, which in turn is a direct reflection of my ability to lay the trail. Questions? The answer to all of them is 42.

On-IhareyouharenooneharesinOctober-On
Douché Banganiello

Don’t cost nuthin. BYOB (COVID protocol) coz I’m lazy. Start is the parking area at the intersection of stone creek Seeger road and Alan Seeger road aka the picnic area near the Seeger loop

(40.6957080, -77.7580215)

Hare(s): tmh

What: Tu-tu Hash
Time: 6-9pm
Where: 1051 Columbus Ave Leymone, Pa
Hare: Gulliver's Tranny
Hash Cash: $6 make ya holla
Deets:
Park in front of the white garage or the end unit of the warehouse with the TorchBearer Sauces logos on the window. Make your way around back to the on-in via the chain link gate with the green stuff(huh huh) in it. Trail will be A-A. On-On