WELCOME WELCOME WELCOME TO THE 285 RUNNING OF THE LEHIGH VALLEY HASH HOUSE HARRIEEEEEEEEEERS!!!
T’was the night before 3rd Saturday and throughout the Christmas City,
The hares were planning trail, to miss this one would be quite a pity.
The checks were being planned through the Little Town Of Bethlehem with care,
In hopes that the pack gets too hammered to catch a hare.
The trail starts a bit later to ensure the pack is out of their beds,
While visions of shots and beer dance round in their heads.
And Cunt in her Onesie and EDM all a glow,
Get ready to lead the hashers through the city to and fro.
When out of the bar there arose such a clatter,
As the opening circle commenced before everyone could scatter.
Away down the street the hares flew like a flash,
To hopefully lead yet another epic hash.
The trail would go off come heatwave or 40 below,
Hoping the latter just wouldn’t be so.
When what to one’s wondering eyes should appear???
But sweet baby Jesus in a manger with no beer!!!!
After a quick photo op the pack will be on their way,
In search of Naked Santa looking for his sleigh.
On shot check, on song check, on Beer Near, True trail…
There’s fun for all to be had whether you’re speedy or a snail.
The hills you will climb will make you think the hares are quite naughty,
But you have to work hard to earn your Hot Toddy.
And just when you thought that you finally reached the top,
You find it’s a little further to go before you can stop.
The trail itself really isn’t quite far,
But should you get lost, just look for the Star…
This Hash is meant to be fun and help ring in the season,
So in lieu of hash cash we felt a donation would be more in reason.
T shirts, socks, hats, and any toiletries,
Will all be quite welcome for our vets who are in need.
Please donate what you can, no gift is too small,
And let’s offer our help to others for a Merry Christmas for all!
DONATIONS!!!!! Please see the posted information regarding donate-able items!
Hares: Cuntortionist and Erect Dick Maker
Trail: A to B
Start Location: Fegley's Brew Works, 559 Main St. #101, Bethlehem, PA 18018 -If you want your car at end of trail park at the Mountain Drive disc golf course. Some transportation will be available back to the Brew works after trail but you may have to wait your turn
-Head lamps and reflective gear HIGHLY recommended!
-Dress for the weather, there will be a few “warm up” stops if its brutally cold, but be sure you are warm enough when out and about.
-Plenty of free beverages provided, but bring some cash for the stops if you don’t like what’s on trail.
-Donations can be given to Cunt or AARP, if you prefer to drop off your donation before the 16th PM me and I will make arrangements to meet you!