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PACK OFF AT 12:30

Hash cash $10

Hare: surprise! it’s Goats

On-On

Bitch Tits Loves Humpers!
6:00pm Meetup
6:15pm StrawDraw
6:20pm HareOut
6:30pm Pack Out

Nobody want's to cook so we're going to let a giant penis do it. Hash cash is still $5 but you don't have to bring a sixer this time. See youse there!

Taco will hare a Huntingdon Hash! This is a rare SATURDAY hash since there are few bars that aren't open Sunday. Stupid antiquated blue laws! Start will be at the Standing Stone on the corner of Penn Street and William Smith Street in the center of town. More details forthcoming...

Hares: Sniffher, Uppercunt, and Just Matthew

When: Saturday, March 9 meet at 2pm hares off at 2:30pm

Where: TJ Rockwell’s, 896 West Grantham Rd, Mechanicsburg, PA

What else: TBA

Join Sphincter Grease and Magically Delicious as they storm Ridley Creek State Park. Bring $8 and a Virgin.

Hares: Pippi O'Schlongstocking and Jimmy McShrimpfingers
Bring and/or wear a kilt!

TMI Full Moon/Ass Wednesday Trail
What: AGM weekend start
When: Wednesday, March 20, 7 pm
Where Federal Taphouse, 234 North 2nd St, Harrisburg, PA
Hare: Two Finger Tuesday
What else: Hash cash $10. Bring extra bucks for your own enjoyment

Thursday Meet and Eat
What: Meet up and drink some beers
When: Thursday, March 21, 7:30 pm
Where: The Grotto Pub, 104 Market St, Enola, PA

Friday Tu-Tu Trail and Bubba
What: Tu-Tu Trail followed by Bubba
When: Friday, March 22, 6 pm / Bubba starts at 9 pm
Where: Trail start location is Cliff’s Tavern (same place where Bubba is playing), 1104 Carlisle Rd, Camp Hill, PA
Hares: ID and Lickstick
What else: Hash cash $6. This is H5 — be forewarned that there will be an actual trail with shiggy and mud and God knows what else. Do not fool yourself into thinking this will be a pub crawl before Bubba.

Prelube at Cliff’s Tavern for happy hour (some drink specials).
Hash start 6:00 pm, hares off 6:30- we can’t be late for Bubba.
Circle at back parking lot. Bring headlamps, tutus, dry bag, etc.

Bubba is playing at Cliffs Tavern to kick off H5s AGM weekend

Saturday 2019 AGM Trail
What: AGM Trail
When: Saturday, March 23, 2 pm
Where: Red Roof Inn, 400 Corporate Cir, Harrisburg, PA
Hares: Two Finger Tuesday and Morally Challenged
What else: Hash cash $10 — make sure you sign up at https://hashrego.com/events/h5-agm-2019 so we can get a head count. Pay at the hash before trail. There will be a dinner afterwards. There are three hotels in the area so you, on your own (or with friends), can drink and spend the night wherever you want.

Welcum, welcum, welcum to the first-ever GRITTY R*n! Join us in your phinest orange dress (or furry costume!) as we tour some of the GRITTYest parts of South Philly!

Start: Wells Fargo Center
Time: 12pm prelewd / pack off later