Whip it out at the ball game,
Wave it round at the crowd.
Dip it in Peanuts and Crackerjacks,
I don’t care if you give it a wack
‘Cause it’s Beat Your Meat at the Ball Game,
If you don’t cum it’s a shame!
‘Cause it’s ONE, TWO
And you’re covered in goo
At the Old Ball GAME!